Prehistoric Husband (Purple Guy x Reader) - Ch. 1: The Beginning (of Time) (2024)

 

It all starts off in the year 10,000 B.C. There's a village with homes made of stone. Cloths as doorways. And so on. The people have barely evolved. Even some of your prettiest women haven't fully evolved since it is the beginning of time for humans on earth.

There is however, one fully evolved human. The first ever. He's a young man. Age twenty-three. His name is Vin Vin. He lives in a stone made house with his father Gorak and his mother Tunga. He's the only child of theirs. The difference is, he's purple in complexion. But he seemed to be a pretty handsome guy.

He's not on his own because he wanted to be around to help his parents and he loves them. (Not that THAT mattered in the beginning of time. XD) Vin Vin made history just by being the first fully evolved human and raising interest and fascination from others. Not only that, but he's pretty smart too.

He made a new invention. It was in his eyes called... the pillow. He told others in his own way that they would sleep better. They've gone along with it and were happy with it. They would always request by saying, "Give pillow!" or "We pay with pebbles for pillow!" And so on. He's attracted a lot of younger women there, too. This made him happy. He made pretty good pebbles (money in this time) and is able to support his parents.

Right now, Vin Vin's mom Tunga's in their kitchen, whipping something up. Gorack's outside smashing rocks or something. Vin Vin is in his room. He's sitting on the floor on his bed of covers, etc. The covers are mainly skin from animals he hunted down for food. He's looking at a slabstone with something dirty on it.

(Note: They're prehistoric. The speech was different a million years ago.)

He grins and he chuckles as he looks at the carving of what looks to be a naked cave lady in just a small skirt like cheetah furred bottom. He says, "Lady pretty." He chuckles and looks at another slab, only it's even nastier. His eyes widen and he smirks and says, "Ooh. Lady nasty. Me like. Me bring HER home.~"

He hears this, "Vin Vin!!" His mother yelling for him. He gasps and he frantically looks around. He grabs the slabs and he quickly slips them under his bedding of fur. He stands up and gulps. He suddenly sees his doorway being opened. His mammoth furred doorway. There's his mom.

She says, "Vin Vin. Come eat grub. Me make mammoth." He says, "O-okay. Me coming, mama." She raises a brow and she says, "Son okay? You sweat." He says, "Um, uhh. Me fine." She says, "You hide slab of naked female, again? Me can tell. Son look nervous." He says, "N-no no no. No slab here." She says, "Mhm. Son act like mama no figure you out. Get out here. Eat food." He says, "O-okay, mama."

He follows her out and she says, "Mama make sure son get good nutrient. Stay alive. Strong young handsome man like you need eat. Me get your dad." He says, "Okay." He gets in the kitchen.

Tunga heads outside and she sees Gorak smashing stones with a large club. She whistles and yells, "Gorak!" He stops and faces his wife saying, "Wifey call?" She says, "Grub ready. Mammoth. Come eat." He says, "Me coming, wifey." He sets the club down and approaches her. They head inside the house.

Gorak gets in the kitchen and he sees Vin Vin. He grins and says, "Ahh! Me son." Vincent grins and approaches him. Gorak says, "Son show dominance." Vin Vin says, "Ah, dad. Me too old for that." Gorak says, "Come ooon. Where me boy at?" Vin Vin sighs and says, "Oh, okay. Me show."

He suddenly runs behind his dad and jumps on top of his back saying, "Rawwrr!! Me hunt big animal!" Gorak grins and pretends to be a giant predatorial animal, making the animal noises. Tunga smiles at the father and son bond.

Gorak picks Vincent up and raises him up above his head. He says, "You know drill, son." He throws him down and Vincent uses his agility to get on his hands and feet. He looks back and makes a growling sound. Gorak says, "Ah. Me miss days when you little and do that."

Prehistoric Husband (Purple Guy x Reader) - Ch. 1: The Beginning (of Time) (2024)
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